It's Jake. From State Farm™.
Welcome to Jake's Place. (Well, that's what my mom calls it. She thinks I'm sort of a big deal.)
I thought having my own page on the State Farm interwebs would be cool, so here it is. Thanks for stopping by. Tell your friends I'm here, and @JakeStateFarm on Twitter, and @JakeFromStateFarm on Instagram.
(Tinder? Uh. No.)
I'll be here every month with a little news and some tips for living the Jake life. See ya.
I love my job. Even at 3 a.m.
I love you, Tweeps. You make me laugh so hard that coffee comes out my nose.
I neither snap nor chat. I want to enjoy slices of life (and cake) every day.
Got junk in your trunk? I've got extra khakis, emergency supplies, and my reusable grocery bags, because a good neighbor is a green neighbor™. Not nearly as weird as this stuff, right?